Fuck your weird author bio.
Do you know anything
about these lean times? It’s 2011, and today
I had to choose between breakfast and lunch.
I figured out
that my cell phone bill is seven percent
of my income, and my number of free articles
from the New York Times website
is getting smaller.
self portrait age 28
This window display, featuring about 100 live butterflies, is a yogurt advertisement. The text reads “every butterfly = a wish for women.” While taking this photo, I heard a woman next to me say “this is a new yogurt, I want to try it.” Advertising works, and yogurt is not for men.
Three Symbols of Cross Cultural Literacy
1. Oakland Athletics Cap
2. D.A.R.E. Shirt
3. Four Loko
Google satellite reveals upside down cross extending from the shore of Coney Island.