Fuck your weird author bio.

Do you know anything

about these lean times? It’s 2011, and today

I had to choose between breakfast and lunch.

I figured out

that my cell phone bill is seven percent

of my income, and my number of free articles

from the New York Times website

is getting smaller.

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self portrait age 28

self portrait age 28

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This window display, featuring about 100 live butterflies, is a yogurt advertisement. The text reads “every butterfly = a wish for women.” While taking this photo, I heard a woman next to me say “this is a new yogurt, I want to try it.” Advertising works, and yogurt is not for men.

This window display, featuring about 100 live butterflies, is a yogurt advertisement. The text reads “every butterfly = a wish for women.” While taking this photo, I heard a woman next to me say “this is a new yogurt, I want to try it.” Advertising works, and yogurt is not for men.

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Three Symbols of Cross Cultural Literacy

1. Oakland Athletics Cap

2. D.A.R.E. Shirt

3. Four Loko

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Google satellite reveals upside down cross extending from the shore of Coney Island.

Google satellite reveals upside down cross extending from the shore of Coney Island.

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